“The pen is mightier than the sword” mfs when I run them through with 110 cm (43 inches) of European steel sword

Depends on the context

I’d love 43 inches of European in me

Have you ever seen John Wick?

A comically large hammer

{AvA reference}

Okay, but like, what if I throw a comically large pen.😰

Me when I write the order to nuke yoi

Stabbed

Bombs

*implales you* mfs when I write that an anvil drops on their head and it happens:

*I write that an anvil drops on their head* mfs when I break the paper and impale them:

*breaks the paper* mfs when I write on stone

*I write on stone* mfs when I impale them anyways

*impaled you* mfs when I stab them in the eye

*stab them in the eye* mfs when I already impaled them to death

*omae wa mou shinderu* mfs when I write myself to be immortal

* "*becomes immortal"* * mfs when I still impale them because its not a f**king roleplay

Me after asking for a pen seeing how two mfs are killing themselves

*When I write on stone* mfs when I mordschlag their stone

(Basically hitting the stone by swinging it like the image)

Penknife
Basically a small dagger
I stab at thee

I back up and stab you

Aw dammif

Or I could just disarm you and then execute you

Or I could use the pen to summon a sword and stabby stab

But then you would be abandoning your pen for the sword

Make a gun then

I still have my pen
I can write more shit into existence
For example
A f**king dragon

a pen

https://youtube.com/shorts/UCzvsUij4UQ?si=f2D7gRgKRjuIizR9

Wait till I pull out this move

Bruh
The pen. We can just make it happen